twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

(Source: pork2k)

shavingryansprivates:

“music is my life :)” i say as i walk down the street listening to fall out boy on my 2nd generation ipod nano. but what’s this? the sound suddenly cut out! i quickly pull out my 2nd generation ipod nano to see that the battery has run dry. “NO!” i scream as i begin sprinting towards my home. it’s too late. i collapse on the sidewalk and die. 

(Source: tomnooksbitch)

(Source: thisishangingrockcomics)

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too　

mattology101:

I am pretty sure that I scare away everyone that likes me within three days.

skazhi zachem do i still have school

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

Gotcha.

(Source: fuckinwinchesters)

killself:

i want to change my last name to .jpg

(Source: you1anna)

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